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Part two. Bonus video will be added here before I dream of Hazel tonight.
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Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
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"Of course there was more of Miquela's visit to nature, which was featured late last year. It is time to get back outdoors and give the mosquitoes their due. I will bring you a video of this adventure tomorrow. Maybe an xtra. You guys have a good one."
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Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the 'gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast ...
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"Just put together an 11-minute edit from the video footage made available of Hanna Nasochi. Due to the sheer length, I decided to make it a standalone update. The first half is from her early pregnancy and the second half is recorded closer to her due date. It is great to see Hanna maintain the same positive, upbeat energy throughout. I am sure it also helped that our contributor, Alina, is her friend in real life. Stay human."
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"Presenting Nala Brooks in her finale. This woman loves to put on a show and judging by the response she gets, many of you love to watch. Nala was generous enough to remove the nipple metal for you boomers out there. Believe me, it wasn't easy. It was the first time she removed them since they were put in. I had to help poor Nala with my own two hands. The struggle is real!"
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"I hope I have more experiences like this. I am ready."
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This year has been tough, but we've made it through. Now for the next challenge. I must remind myself that truth is everything, fear is the adversary, and patience is just as crucial as initiative. I also want to stay away from gluten because it makes me feel like a wet towel, but that is a different topic. Anyways, I hope you fuckers are stubborn like me and continue to give the finger to the sadistic gods that want to break our spirits. Luna Fey has some good taste, or at least it isn't typical.
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Part two has arrived. Dorothy Channing is twenty years old and managing a restaurant. She wants to dump that gig and sell Lambo's at a dealership. Too many dickhead customers at her current job and even some ass-grabbing. Weak men lead to hard times. Hope it all works out for her. She was a hoot. See you soon!
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"I have been racked with guilt (not really) about lagging with video delivery over the last week. So today, we have some playful footage from Max's day with Lana Lane. As the holiday season fades away, I will have more time to devote to editing. With school back in session and that pesky family stuff out of the way, ol' Santa Venice can focus on the smut. See you tomorrow."
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Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
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Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are clich, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.
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The sands on this beach are only outnumbered by the kisses which I want to grace on your divine body. The warm sun erases all of our flesh and leaves bare two souls, in love, destined to persist into the far reaches of space and time, melded together. Heaven has come so suddenly and completely and has replaced the lonely life I once knew, never to return. Each new day only brings magic and wonder over you, my sweet angel. You are my breath. Now spill that golden rain over me and let me taste the promised kingdom of Abraham.
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Jorge in Spain found another beautiful muse that he could not resist photographing for Zishy. I may have urged him immediately after he showed me her Instagram. Mireia Cabello is a sassy eighteen year old with a petite body, yet gravity-defying curves. Nature can be bipolar. She can give you volcanoes and earthquakes one day, and the next, a lively Mireia. Ay Dios santo!
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"Reina Rae is gorgeous, strong, brave, neurotic, and possibly over self-medicated. See the bonus video. Photographing her in Tucson is a trip down memory lane. This small desert city and the U of A were my home for a while. Visiting brings back recollections of shitty apartments, college girlfriends, and stained futons. As much as I like the place, I'm glad that I made it out. Good luck, Reina."
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Susanna Torres is brought to us by our contributor in Venezuela. Bobby only had to send one photo of this beauty to sell me on Susanna's potential. Her long dark hair, sleek figure, and desirable face made me an instant believer. Thank goodness I still held onto some Bitcoin from my Silk Road days. It is the only way to send money to Venezuela for such a special opportunity. There is more of Susanna in our future.
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"Drink up a little more Melba Chastain. I will be back soon. Don't worry."
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My lawyer told me that I should not claim your subscription to Zishy will help bring the price of BTC back over 60K, nor will it curb the dangerous exponential growth of the squirrel population, so I won't say any of that nonsense. All I will say is that it helps me bring you more and more incredible women like Katya Nesterova for your enjoyment to the very screen you are staring at right now. These evil devices steal away more eyeball time than the sweet faces of our own children. Let's make our demise worthwhile. Happy Monday, cyber-junkies!
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen gave me a full spectrum tour of Pittsburgh. There was flashing, spanking, smoking, showering, we even went to church. Good luck finding guides like these. I'll post a compilation video tomorrow. I got my second Pfizer dose today, so I'm feeling really lethargic ... or maybe I just procrastinate with everything. Yeah, that's probably it. Snoochie boochies.
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My life was a mess. I had just dropped my phone and cracked its screen. People at church were spreading gossip about the collection basket being lighter every time it passed my pew. Grandma had forgotten my name but kept asking if Ed McMahon had returned her call. Fuck. I just couldn't win. Then it happened. The lady at my neighborhood taco truck gave a gummy smile and a wink, with her good eye, as she handed me the sticky bottle of salsa fuego. The universe seemed right again. A faint mustache never hurt nobody. Let's be honest, playing with those soft, giant chi chi's would be so worth it. Nala Brooks has a strong back.
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As promised, a 9-minute video compilation of Gabbie being Gabbie. She's great. I'm putting together some xtra content of her too.
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Hello everyone, thanks for being here. So I didn't get a chance to write my notes to the last update, but it doesn't seem like anyone cares. The bonus video was added and that was the most important delayed element. As for Kelsey Jones, I must speak my piece. This person is a scoundrel. She'll look at you with her loving eyes and bright smile. She'll laugh at your jokes, promise to say a prayer for your sick cat. But when you ask her to save you a slice for after the shoot, because you'll be starving and you usually can't eat much while you work. Yeh, good luck with that. I may never experience the magic of Casola's. Kick rocks, Kels.
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Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
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"Third day in a row that Bitcoin has hit an all-time high. Let's celebrate with some tacos. Let's take a woman out that we know not everyone is going to love. Just like everyone doesn't love spicy food. It's okay. We aren't here to please the masses. We are here to have fun and spread a little fuck-you this season (but in a kind way). And for your info, I think Jenna is a legit degen beautiful badass. Thank you guys for coming along on the ride."
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Michele James will go down as one of the best women to have ever soaked in this bathtub. And I'm pretty sure it has seen a few. It is hard not to photograph a woman bathing when you have access to a tub like this. The natural light varied between ideal and awful, which explains a few of the grainier photos. Just the same, Michele's captivating figure is a subject that demands perseverance. I am throwing in a great pic at the end that her lucky boyfriend snapped. Not bad, my dude. Bet that cheesecake was worth every penny. Bonus video tomorrow.
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Zishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way preferably in crypto. Reach me for the deets. infozishy.com
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I'm guilty. I really shouldn't promote the false idea that all women are as game as Marcela Gaona. I feel so bad about this. I hope you understand that reality is a bit more... um... complicated. But anyways, Marcela does exist somewhere in Europe and is rather amazing. I taught her how to eat a Macadamia nut from the shell. Just like many things, you need the right tools. Once you get them open though, they are super tasty.
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Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
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I liked how this video came out. So much so that I made it a stand alone update. Have a nice weekend.
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Oh, hey. I had some more of Rose Fessenden. Sorry for holding out. If you have been here long enough, you realize that I do whatever the hell I want with my site. I don't even censor the haters in the comments section. Cuz that would be bitch. Perhaps one day I will feature a disabled trans woman just so that Zishy is more inclusive. Calm down, only kidding! I am pretty sure I will keep the 'Zish' weenie-free until its demise. As for the handicapped part, I dunno. Who says missing limbs aren't a thing? We will just have to see what the long term effects are of acid the internet a godless society. Take care of yourself, sweetcakes.
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Hey! They also made a video for us. Thanks, guys.
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Vynessa Lucero claims that her incredible physique is 100 natural. She follows a strict ancestral diet of beef liver and other offal. I don't believe a word of it, but maybe I am just being a hater. Look, Vynessa. I know you think you topped me in our squatting contest. If it had been fair, and my back wasn't acting up, then the results would be quite different. Sadly, I have retired from such pointless competition. You can expect video of Vynessa and more buck nekkid photos in part two. Coming soon.
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"And we are back with new Angel Avril loitering at a hip, new apartment complex with yours truly. This is part one and I will return tomorrow with part two which was shot back at her place and includes bonus video. For now, I must leave you to go work on my figure skating. Take care, gents."
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Serena Avery was a hell of a wife for all the sixty or so hours that we were married. There was incredible sex of course, even I mildly enjoyed it. There were profound discussions about the wonders of the universe and the Annunaki. We would hold one another close as we slept each night, no matter how sweaty and disgusted and uncomfortable we would wake up feeling the next morning. We would share our Airbuds so we could simultaneously listen to Infowars at mealtime. Everything was grand until I discovered that Serena didn't love Aphex Twin. Okay, bitch. Let's end this shit-show before it is too late. Life is short.
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Here's a video of my time with these three incredible women. For those of you who haven't followed the story behind this day, Vero had to leave early to get to work. You won this time, McDonald's. Next time, I'm thinking bomb threat.
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Another fetching set of photos from deep in the heart of Colombia. Our contributor, Viky, cheated a bit here though. She takes us to an ultra-picturesque location with an amazing woman, Ileana Burgos. This takes no skill. Anyone could do it. Let's see what Viky can do with a 50-year-old crackhead at a landfill. Good luck with that! Don't let these results blow up that ego of yours, V. Have a nice weekend.
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I finally rewatched 'Avatar'. The first time didn't count since I was wearing 3D glasses and snorting adrenachrome. As much as I enjoy the movie's visual effects, I still can not get completely behind the story. Life on Earth has never resembled the one on Pandora. Nature is a cruel bitch that wants to kill us as much as we want to run from it. The wilderness does not radiate with sweet love at night, Mr. Cameron. I am pretty sure you prefer to sleep in a comfortable bed, behind locked doors just like my pampered ass. Anyways, Ophelia Palantine has a lovely smile.
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"Alissa Foxy is proof that not everything in Europe is trash. She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who would go on these potato diets. One potato, everyday. Wow, how stupid. I'm not saying that Alissa is stupid though. In honesty, I know nothing of her intelligence. I know her taste in boyfriends is questionable, but that just means more of us goonies might have a chance. If Alissa is half as smart as she is beautiful, she very well may have a future in academia. Take that has you wish. -Waterboy for the Techno Viking"
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Aurora Morgenrote lives in an apartment out of some kind of storybook. Beautiful locations must somehow propagate beautiful people. I have not spent much time relaxing in Italy and I have only visited a small number of its popular tourist attractions. But if you asked me what I would want to see or do in any country, it fall in line with the work that you see here on Zishy. Have a great one and thanks again for helping me live a dream. -ZV
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Regan Budimir is a stunner from a country far far away. A contributor took these to show off the talent that lie behind the Ukrainian borders. Shortly after seeing these, seeing Regan, I decided that I needed to take advantage of my U.S. passport. This is only an intro, but you'll see my own work with Regan soon enough.
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I have received several requests for more Luisa Medrano, so today is some members' lucky day. Here, we have our contributor, Viky, taking Luisa out for a burger and beers, then heading home for more revealing photography. Viky says Luisa loves her and loves Zishy. Kinda makes me jealous watching someone else do my job, but let us keep that on the DL. This isn't the last you will see of Luisa's young, delicate beauty.
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Introducing another exceptional beauty from Latin America brought to us by a new contributor. These guys are finding the right talent, but need to be dialed in on how to put together more extensive sets. At least that is my take. I am a bit of a perfectionist with Zishy, even though the rest of my life looks like a train wreck. Only playing, I'm sure most fathers, sons and husbands are often despised by their families. As far as abortion goes, I can't believe God didn't build in an eject button on the uterus. What a repressive dick. He must have hated women. Enjoy your weekend.
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I appreciate seasoned personalities and fully developed intellects. But when it comes to nude photos, a younger woman's body tends to be a bit more photogenic, at least to my eyes. Of course, I know many men prefer older women, even some who have had this fascination since adolescence. But, unfortunately perhaps, I was never gifted this perspective. I have always been pleasantly tormented by the vibrant, youthful features of a woman closer to Rebel Tee's age. I am shallow. Just being honest. HBU?
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Here is a nice long shower video to go with the previous update from these two incredible women. Sometimes I am smart enough to keep it simple. Hope you enjoy.
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I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?
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This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
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These are the results of having a very game muse who is willing to wake up early and explore nature. I took a ton of photos on this warm morning with Sybil Kuechler. This is part one. We delve further into her kinks with part two. Also, her bikini bottom gets swept downstream by accident. Oops! I am guessing if it is your thing and you were Sybil's partner, she would have zero qualms calling you daddy. But that is just a guess. Happy Father's Day.
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Skye Blue and I did some holiday shopping along with some jaw dropping at the Galleria. There are some of you who have expressed great distress over nipple piercings. I want to assure you that all will be fine. Once you meet your dream woman, she will obey all your wishes for her body. She will understand that her sole purpose in life is to make you happy. You will not have to accept any part of her that does not agree with your taste. For now though, please ignore Skye and the other divas with the body mods. I am sure there are enough of us out there who have removed our heads from our anal passage to appreciate these individuals as they are.
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Sun enlightening the hot upskirts
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Girls are like pizza. If you haven't had any in a while, it sounds like an irresistible treat. Once you do get some, you have to take it slow. If you rush, you could end up hurting yourself pizza mouth. One slice, Ooh baby. Another, yum. Another, yessir. Another, I'm starting to get full. Another, I really shouldn't. Another, I need a break. See, exactly like pizza. You either know or you will learn. I'll add a bonus video tomorrow. Reina Rae is tasty. update didn't find much video from this day.
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My Colombian correspondent, Sebastian, put together another shoot with Kate Maze. Over the past few months, he has scoured social media for more girls like her in his country. Kate sets the bar high with her confidence and beauty, so it is not an easy task. Fortunately, Sebastian is up for the challenge.
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I know what you are thinking. Zach Venice is a lucky bastard. Well, I concur. That wild man has lived in my head for years and must have the universe smiling upon him. He made us drop out of college, move to LA, pursue a desk job in the porn industry, and now he peddles his own basic fantasies on the interwebs. Genius? No, thats giving him too much credit. He's just a clever pervert whose world is crumbling around him like everyone else's. It's beautiful.
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Here is part two of the poolside devil, Adriene Macedo. Can you tell she is shy? Me neither. One great thing about climate change is that the sun keeps shining. Start prepping in those saunas, fellas. No need to be afraid of a little sweat.
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Another ZishTok extraordinaire. Meet the all-natural Nala Brooks. Yes, ALL natural. More of her to come. Enjoy your weekend.
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Hats off to Adam in Prague for braving the chills again, but this time with Daphne Angel. You can not shoot low energy girls at this temperature. Daphne brings the heat and makes me crave some more snow shoots before this whole planet is under Jacuzzi water.
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I have been called a creep many times in my life. I know how it feels to be vilified and dismissed. I swear, you kiss one small boy and all of the sudden you are the scum of the earth. But seriously, people are quick to blackball you if you do not play by their rules. Even on Zishy, I have been asked to blockban certain members from commenting. This solves nothing. I say fuck blacklists. Let stupidity show its ugly face in broad daylight. Let's work through problems and not avoid them. Let's appreciate that we do not all enjoy the same flavor of ice cream. I loved spending the day with Tammy Kaimia at Balboa Park in San Diego. Even if just for a few hours, I found someone who could appreciate my creepiness.
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Josue, pronounced Ho-Sway, hit me up a while back about shooting for Zishy. I told him it was totally possible if he was willing to do God's work of finding great models. After that, I generally never hear back from a potential contributor. And if I do, the results are terrible. Not the case with Josue. He found the beautiful Pia Marzo in Texas and pulled off an exciting series. I know nothing about Pia except that she is 22 and comes from Hispanic descent, at least partially. I will make sure Josue fills us in more when the second part is published.
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Somehow downloading pixelated boobies at 14.4kbs in a Texas border town has led me to photographing an incredible woman in Oslo, Norway. Jessica Albanka was, at first, very hesitant to shoot in the city she calls home, but it took only minutes for her playful personality to overpower any fear. Jessica may end up being the only reason I ever visit this country.
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Giulia Wylde loves Grimes. So we made a little dance video for y'all. I hope you enjoy it. Giulia was sick to her stomach the night before, but once she heard the music of Claire Boucher, the lights started coming back on. Please let Giulia know if you like her content here at Zishy. Some encouragement might help get her back sooner rather than never.
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Introducing Katie Darling, a college student in Texas that has quickly made a name for herself as an internet model. Katie is an ultra nice person that loves animals. Her pup is a rescue that she recently adopted. Katie is blessed with breasts that most would wager are artificial. The house would graciously take their money. Ignore the skeptics, life is filled with wonders.
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I love you, Samadhi. I will do anything for you. I will eat ramen to afford the costly water bills resulting from your daily soaks. I will smile as I wipe my b-hole with the soggy toilet paper which you precariously store on the edge of our tub. I will giggle like a schoolgirl when I chip my teeth on the hard metal that decorates your body. You are worth it all. Stay tuned for part 2 with video tomorrow.
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Contestant 23 is from Colombia. She snuck her fantastic entries in right before the deadline. Big cheers, everyone. Especially subscribers who get to see her beautiful face. We all win!
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Peach M. Kennedy is another delightfully eccentric woman I have had the pleasure to photograph. This girl knows how to grab life by the balls. She travels, she writes, she models. Basically, she does whatever the hell she wants. A youth being well-lived. Peach and I screwed around in the LAX area. We ran into a convention for child acting. If you think your life is strange, check out one of these events.
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Here's part two of my stroll down Venice Beach with Basil Navas. Like I said earlier, she had her timid moments, but in the end, they were too shortlived to sabotage our fun. She is a Spanish beauty and I agree, does bare resemblance to celebs like Portman and Cruz. But ultimately, Basil's unique character left its imprint in my head. Despacito is the song in the bonus video. I know you probably haven't heard enough of it.
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What can I say? I am a sadist. I just had to torture you with a second part to Soledad Lomas' bikini field trip. Imagine how I felt. I had to endure this delightful tease in person. At least this time our muse broke out a top that her mother strongly disapproves of. And fear not. Next time Soledad promises to be more generous. Sleep well.
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Our contributor, Alina, is back with her bendy friend, Lida Nowak. Flexibility is so underrated. Long, elastic muscles is what you want. They will prevent injury, improve range of motion, and even increase strength. I have a feeling that these pics of Lida are going to inspire a lot of folks to stretch and pull on parts of their body. Glad to be of service.
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Hey guys, I just listened to a podcast that talked about how the war is coming to an end and that global warming isn't real. Damn, I am so relieved. I really need my contributors in Europe to get back to work. Take Dante here with Mara Blake, beauty like hers must not go unseen. All humans deserve a means to post quality smut online. And this is nearly impossible when your city has no running water or electricity. Glad we can put this nonsense behind us and get back to the old burn-your-trash days. Sleep tight.
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I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, even if you are alone in a cave somewhere jerkin' it to these pics of beautiful young ladies. You are a gift to the universe and baby Jesus loves you. Even if you thought about handing out poisoned cookies to the neighborhood carolers, your existence matters. 2024 is gonna be a rough one so try to make these last days count. Spend time with family. Eat some tasty food. Put on a smile and be merry. Lissa Mendez is pretty, ain't she?
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I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
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I met Ulyana Orsk in Russia and within a couple of hours, she was removing her bikini for me on the shores of the Baltic Sea. The light was fading quick, so the audience was minimal. Peaceful moments with a young beauty on a comfortable beach, yeah I can get used to this. Part two with a video tomorrow.
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On the internet, she goes by the the name 'Bubble Butt Venus'. I just call her 'Wonderful' because I feel it describes her more accurately and it applies to her looks and personality. Some of you might think it was the alcohol, but no, Venus is just naturally this kinky and comfortable with her sexuality. She aims to please and rarely misses her target. Bonus video will be added soon.
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I just spent all day at a waterpark trying not to ogle at teen ass, so spare me. I love women over 20y.o. with smoking hot bods, but they are disappearing faster than the earth's ice caps. Anyways, this update is a little appetizer I put together last minute and I will add to it later today. I also promise to include a bonus video. Dabney Conrad is a bad mofo. In fact, I consider any person a bad mofo who doesn't let their body degrade to a sloppy, doughy mess. I am tired of paying high health insurance because Jane and Johnny America can't go a night without cocktails or dessert. People who think walking a mile is the equivalent of climbing K2. Oh, by the way, all those shitty tattoos do not make flabby paunches look hip. Whatevers. Maybe I got too much sun today. brb
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"A 7-minute video that documents this perfect day with the perfect Miquela. Watch her flash and tease us as she paddles down the the river. Then, she romantically strips down back at the dimly lit cabin. Are all Argentinian women this game and beautiful? Gawddamn!!! Don't worry, this is not the last we will see of Miquela."
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Noelle Monique has some body voodoo going on. She also loves a fat cigar and a challenging puzzle. The bonus video highlights some of the hypnotic movements that Noelle's body is more than capable of. Hope you stay healthy this holiday season.
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You have probably seen Heidi Romanova somewhere on the interwebs before. It is easy for a photogenic redhead with zero body shame to go viral. Heidi welcomed me into her new flat in the heart of Kiev and we wasted no time getting after it. This was my first time in Ukraine and I doubt that it will be my last. Hopefully, this beautiful country will soon be at peace. And no, Mom. I will not look for a real job.
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Walking around the city barefoot can be dangerous, but so can flashing on the rooftop of a parking structure in the midst of filled office buildings. When Zeta BB had no qualms with either, I knew that the right kind of woman was in front of me. Sometimes we worry about getting caught, but then we remember the real worries of life ... the war, the terrorism, the human trafficking, the melting planet, the ever-approaching end to our discontented existence. Meh. A little nudity ain't gonna hurt no one. I will be adding a bonus video to this update soon.
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It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
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This is an introduction to Adriene Macedo. Part two will follow shortly. It took a lot to bring this all-natural Brazilian bikini heroine to Zishy, but I know she is well worth the extra effort. Recently, I jumped into water for the first time since the lengthy shelter-in-place order. I had to drive out to a lake to do it, but still, once I was submerged, it was sheer bliss. Corona kills, but so does being a fearful, rule-abiding momo. Choose wisely.
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Presley Callen continues to inspire fitness in the second half of her Zishy debut. Part of the fun with this project is watching women shed their inhibitions right before my eyes. There is freedom in the realization that the rules of propriety are arbitrary and products of cultural hypnosis. Maybe I will finally attend Burning Man one day. Music from Bob Marley and Moby plays in the background of the bonus video.
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This is Maddie Crump. She is a tall blonde beauty from Southern California. Five feet ten inches, or 178cm, of radioactive dynamite. I don't know what that means, but it kinda sounds cool. We walked into one of the busiest Whole Foods in the country to grab a bite and some adventure. Maddie's Metallica crop top was barely street legal, but then she exhibited her micro-bikini and I realized that this nineteen year-old is a bona fide showboat. More Maddie to come.
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Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Neither have I, but some women will make me wonder if I sold my soul to the dark side and misplaced the memory of it. Or perhaps I have earned these experiences after all the shit I have had to wade through. When Shelley Fox squeezes out of her clothes in front of your eyes, one tends to forgive Life for all of its cruel moments. It is okay if my goldfish died when I was seven, I have this now.
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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
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Hopeless SoFrantic is the type of person that could make me leave my high-ranking position in the Riders Of The Afterlife. I would never again dissect any of the local fauna. No more experiments or projects involving pool cleaning supplies and captured pets. No more seagull trials. Alright, who am I kidding? You all know that I don't have time for cults or mischief that doesn't involve photographing gorgeous women like Hopeless. This is my addiction. And Hopeless is a hell of an enabler.
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."